What does a Scot wear under his kilt?

Shoes and socks of course! I attended the Grand Valley Scottish Festival in Grand Junction this weekend. And yes, I wore my kilt with my dirk (short dagger) in my right sock. The dirk is used more as an eating utensil than a weapon. It has been known to be used on fools who taunt us about wearing “skirts.” REAL MEN WEAR KILTS! Feasts often included platters of venison or fowl. Parties were BYOC, “Bring…