Dear Editor:
I am terminally ill. My incurable malady was passed on to me around the age of 8 by my unsuspecting father.
There are no specialists who can treat it and no medications that can even ease the symptoms very much. What is this disease? Well, since everything nowadays is a “syndrome,” this one can be dubbed: AGS, Acquired Golf Syndrome.
(Perhaps one day there will be a telethon for those who suffer thus.)



