Argh, mateys

I almost missed National Talk Like a Pirate Day! I was at the Meeker Library looking over Mike’s shoulder when a banner flashed across his screen. It read, “National Talk Like a Pirate Day, Sept. 19.” Yes, it was another one of those faux holidays. Thousands of these “National Days” have popped up obscuring the really important ones like National Donut Day, my favorite. Apparently two guys in Oregon had nothing better to do than…