Obama! Jobs you created.
President Obama, you claim to have created hundreds of thousand of jobs.
I do believe you have—they are all in the phone soliciting business.
I get dozens of unwanted calls every week, wanting to give me free back braces, arm braces, knee braces, heart monitors, fall-on-my-butt monitors and so on from Medicare.
I pick up my phone, and there is a voice on the other end, but I can barely understand his bad English. The voice says, “This is John; can I speak to Jelly?” I tell him, “John, this is Jelly.”
John says, “Jelly, I can get for you flee from Medicle a back blace, alm blac, knee blace, hand blace, any king of blace you need for youl bad pains. I have you doctol’s phone and his name. All you have to do is say yes into youl phone when I tell you.
I reply, “For God’s sake, you want my darned Social Security number too?”
As I was going to hang up, I hear his voice say, “I don’t need it; I already have it.”