Meeker Locals: July 31, 2008

MEEKER — On Sunday morning, a fellow riding a bicycle along County Road 8 called police to report he had been assaulted by a, well, uh, ahem — a donut. Yes, that particular kind of confectionery delight. Apparently, a vehicle passing the biker hurled the sugary treat at the biker, and the biker wasn’t happy about the drive-by surprise.
When the call came over the scanner for an officer to respond to the complaint, even…